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Showing posts with label hilarity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarity. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

20 Something Bloggers, as you Requested

So 20 Something Bloggers wanted us all to do a video blog post and here is my contribution(this WILL NOT become a regular thing!!):


Wednesday, October 15, 2008

So life has soem great, funny moments...

and they are best when shared with friends! As I sit here "studying" (by which I mean, watching tv and surfing the net), I =keep seeing this Target commercial and I love the song they played in it, it's called More Where That Came From by Dolly Parton...and it is hilarious. I have posted the video below!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Wonderful Weekend

This weekend was a great! I mean it is actually the first time I can remember going each day of the weekend and not getting pissed at someone! I really had fun on Friday, with Upward Mobility, The Young Lady, and another friend, Naldo. We went to dinner and it was actually quite fun! and it's always fun to hang with fellow bloggers!! I got to speak to Drangry! I miss her dearly! I also spoke to Pink Blossoms and Dria da Diva! I can't wait to be reunited with these guys!! But back to Friday, I have realized I need sleep! I stayed up until 5:30 AM talking to Upward Mobility and Naldo...about nothing important! But I have come to appreciate being able to experience that sort fo thing, I mean we have come up with plans to take over the world...not just the city, but the World Craig(OOOPS! I mean reader), and it was quite fun!

I slept most of Saturday, When i did get up finally, it was to help the Artiste move into his new Apartment. And then to dinner, and then the Footbal game, whcih I'm happy to report, we won!! And then to the Bowling Alley! i bowled like 4, maybe 5 strikes, we only got up to 8 frames...i was pretty dang excited about those strikes!! And Lucky was trying to hate on my technique...WACK!! and then we went to Malpractice's Apartment, I really like his girlfriend...she is so nice!! But I still don't like being around him, b/c it makes me feel bad about how I act towards him. But I'm gonna try something new, just try to check my self...and keep our communication to a minimum, that way i don't have to worry about talking to him crazy!

I got up this morning and went to Church...it was amazing! and I should let you know why it was such a big deal, I have been questioning whther or not my personal values are in conflict with the values of the churches I have been attending, and whether that is reflective of the kinds of issues other folk go through when trying to reconcile progressive ideals with the inherently conservative(if nto regressive) tendencies of the Christian community. but I am trying to work thorugh it...pray for me!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Insanely FUNNY!!!

It's the Small Things That Make Life Great




Last night about 11:45 me, Ms. (im)Perfection, Psych Ward, and Upward Mobility decided to go to get some of the best pizza I have ever had, from this local place. I mean the pizza was great, but the convo was wonderful!! I wish I could remember what it was about, but since we talk in circles and randomly select topics, I won't even hurt my self trying. I will say that I have the best folks on earth surrounding me! We have all changed so much, and I have learned that first impressions are usually misleading. because I definitely started off hating Psych Ward and Upward Mobility, and now they are some of my favorite people on earth!

I really wish that I hadn't wasted most of yesterday, I have a ton of work to do this weekend, a ton of reading, and I still need to do some laundry. I am such a SLACKER!!!!! I guess, I'll write more when i can clear my mind and put together real sentences.

O, BTW...Malpractice's Ex-gf, is a true bitch...her status was raw on Facebook: I laughed but then I thought about the fact that it was my boy, who had done everything he could to help her in her sick, twisted, and dimented life. And this chick has the nerve to write this:(insert name) hopes it's not dysfunctional this go round lmao I finally found someone who knows what the hell he's doing :-).
THEN she wrote this:
let me stop lmao.

and THEN this:
deon was right, a true man (....boy, really) could not do someone as dirty as he did. I can't be mad at no one but myself abd learn.

Now she says he did her wrong...he bought her a phone, let her move in with him, and then let her stay once they broke up...and then she talks all kinds of shit this summer, and now b/c he refuses to put up with her shit and has moved to another (real) woman she is acting funny...where do these crazy folks come from??

Friday, August 22, 2008

Friends...the Best people on Earth

Tell me why Meeks randomly called me to go shopping with her to get "school supplies" from this Art supply store that has been having some good sales. And the sale was pretty good...she spent much less than she had expected. But that is not the point of this! We shop, leave and decide to stop by her house before she drops me off and heads to school. As we are sitting at this light, a car pulls up next to us and a little boy in the front seat looks over at us and laughs, so we decide (independently) to "dance" and entertain this young man...when we both started dancing it to two completely different musical tempos...it was hilarious! I wish you had been there! I swear we made that little boy's WEEK..maybe even his month....too bad you can't say things like that!

Also, I just checked in for my Flight back down to the South. I've never done online check-in, it was interesting. I also found out that I can check a box...I thought "baggage" had to be bags...maybe I'm a little slow, but this is only the 10th flight I've taken in my life...and all the other times I was allowe to check two bags, and My big bag wasn't too big to check! So there( real kindergarten, right??)!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Drivin' Me Wild

MEME Rules:
1. Put Your itunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Strange Fruit-Billie Holiday

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Don't Rain On My Parade- Barbra Striesand

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Way- Jill Scott

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
The Blessing of Abraham-Donald Lawrence and the Tri-City Singers

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
My Love-Jill Scott

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Misty Blue-Etta James

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Tears Dry on Their Own-Amy Winehouse

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Green Light-Beyonce (I don't even get this one...so, DON"T ASK!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Gotta Go Solo-Patti LaBelle /f. Ron Isley (OMG, this is so creepy....but this is so true!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Selfish-Slum Village (IDK about this one, I usually only think about one girl...but I guess maybe it's because of the crushes I have even though I'm involved)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Cherie Amor-Stevie Wonder

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Order My Steps-GMWA Women of Worship

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
For You I Will-Monica

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Respect Yourself-The Staples Singers

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Praise is What I Do-Shekinah Glory Ministries

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Don't Get no Betta- Cassidy /f. Mashonda

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
One Moment in Time-Whitney Houston

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
So Gone-Monica ( I hope not...OMG...this seems to be a bad OMEN if you subscribe to that sorta thing)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Little Things-India.Arie

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
PYT-Michael Jackson (I hope this is foreshadowing :P)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Suddenly I See- KT Tunstall

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I Tried-Anthony Hamilton(This is in keeping with my new attitude...I ain't got time for your drama, i still love you though)

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Drivin' Me Wild-Common /f. Lilly Allen

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Hi-fucking-larious!!

look at this "lost" scene from Dreamgirls....



Also, china basically shit on the whole world with that opening ceremony!!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

What on earth is going on?

So I have been trying to get in touch with but Call me Felicia all damn
summer. Everytime I call it goes straight to voicemail. WTF?? I am kinda
worried about her, I really miss my buddy...do any of you guys know
what's up with her? If you hear from her, tell her I'm thinking about
her.

Update: FALSE Alarm...I just didn't get the text with the new number...b/c I was hab=ving phone issues back when it got changed....so move forward with your life, I am...lol
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Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

things are DEFINITELY NOT as they appear!

Today was crazy, I didn't do anything until around 7, and then it was just to ride out into the rural parts with Meeks. After we finally made it back to the civilized urban jungle, we got lost a little and then when we got un-lost(is that english, real english??) and ran into a hell fo a traffic jam...and then rode completely out fo the way to get me back home...a harrowing experience to say the least.

So, when I got home FINALLY, I had a video chat with Drangry. This fool has started a blog...and it's crazy! We talked about her crazy life, and reminisced about the randomness that is (was) the CBCF 2008 internship.


I guess technically..I should go to bed so I can get started on laundry early this morning...so, I guess this is goodbye?!? NO, I won't say goodbye...I'll say goodnight...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I'm definitely the best friend I know!

I'm currently in the Burbs on local highways heading to Meeks's school to drop some of her junk off for her move in tomorrow. I just wanna say, rural parts ain't my fave place in the world, and suburbs ain't much better. Why the bffs can't go to school in cities? RURAL places are prime places for LYNCHINGS...am I the only one that knows this? I need to get back to the Safety of the 'hood ASAP! Pray for me please y'all!


Updated 2:54 AM 8/6/2008:So as we leave, i realize that where Meeks's school is not in the rural parts, it is actually a nice little city. But the road there and back was hella rural! and why on earth did we commence to telling stories about ax murderers and the Texas Chainsaw man sitting on the side of the row...and Meeks decides to check the backseat and the trunk...AFTER we have been on the road for 20mins already...we would have already been dead! And I was wondering how I, the most vocal of the scary movie yellers(you know what I mean, yelling at the White girl to get the hell up and steadily saying, "see, that's why Black folks don't get into shit like this...we know where to go...and we know to stay off of back roads at night!") got into this scary movie type shit!!! Praise be to Gawd, we made it back to civilization!!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

and don't this just piss you off...

This is so real...I am so sick of it...watch the video and let me know how you feel about it..lunch break post...gotta love it



I think I'm gonna do that one day...should I??